Do-It-Yourself Homemade Sex Toys
How to use household items as sex toys
Dr. Sari Locker
Don’t feel like shopping for a way to spice up your sex life? Well, you may have just what you need in your very own home to make for a sexy evening.
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Food:
In the kitchen, of course, you find food, glorious food. "Eat me, baby" takes
on a whole new meaning when you mix food and sex. Forget what your parents
told you about not playing with your food. Now that you’re all grown
up, you can play with your food in wild ways that you never dreamed of. You
can have fun with honey, chocolate syrup, whipped cream, or marshmallow fluff – just
to name a few. (Be careful: Sugary substances placed directly deep inside the
vagina increase the chance of developing a yeast infection or bacterial infection.)
And don’t forget your vegetables. Carrots and cucumbers make great penile
substitutes, if what you’re interested in is penetration. Remember the
rule of thumb: If you put a condom on it, and it’s smooth and pliable,
you can probably use it as a dildo.
Kitchen Towel and Plastic Bag:
Sex toy just for him: Roll up a towel. Place a plastic bag in the "tube" that
the towel roll created. Fill the plastic bag with lubricant. Then place this
homemade sex toy somewhere he can thrust freely into it.
Plastic Cup and Sponges:
To create a sex toy for a guy: Line a plastic cup with two thick kitchen sponges.
Wet the sponges with warm water, and then lube up the space between the sponges,
and he’s ready to go for it.
Frozen Food:
Check out your freezer, too, because ice can be nice for sexual thrills and chills
for both of you. You can tease your lover by running a piece of ice along your
lover’s
chest, nipples, face, arms, thighs, and butt. Or if you want to be really adventurous,
you can use a popsicle as a dildo. (Put a condom on it first.) It’ll
give new meaning to the expression "deep freeze." Just don’t
leave it in for more than a few seconds, because sex organs can get freezer
burn!
Have fun with all the kinds of food you can think of. It will add zip and zest
to your sex life.
Saran Wrap:
Another kitchen trick: Use Saran Wrap as homemade lingerie. Wrap some around your
breasts for a see-through strapless bra, and then wrap it around your crotch
for a Saran Wrap G-string. It’s a fun easy way to create your own lingerie,
and it's easy to strip off, too. Safety note: Be sure to never allow it near the face.
Living Room
Pillows:
On your couch, you’ll find some of the greatest household sex toys, the
pillows. One of the best ways to change the sensations that you feel during
sex is to strategically use pillows to change the angle of penetration during
sex. You can simply change the angle of penetration in missionary position,
if there’s a pillow under the woman where her butt meets her lower back.
Pillows can also be used to prop you up if you want to do it on your side,
or to even your height if you are doing it standing up. For masturbation, women
might enjoy piling them up and rubbing on them... Men might enjoy thrusting
between the cushions (particularly with one of the homemade devices I discussed
under the "Kitchen" heading.) The possibilities with
pillows are many, so try to put them in different positions for new angles.
Remote Control:
Another sex toy around your house is the TV remote. No, I don’t mean you
should use it for insertion. Rather, use it to turn on the TV and find something
sexy to turn on your and your partner (pay-per-view, or porn on-demand,
perhaps).
Bedroom
Scarves and Ties:
In your bedroom, check your dresser for some fun toys. Open your drawers
and remove your collection of scarves, or, guys, take a few ties from your
tie
rack. These silky items can be used to blindfold or tie up your partner,
so that some especially sensory fun can be had.
Hairbrush:
And what’s that on top of your dresser? It’s a hairbrush, isn’t
it? You can use it to brush your lover’s hair, and then have yours brushed,
before you turn the other cheek, bend over, and enjoy a spanking.
Not into spanking? Well, then pleasure yourself with the smooth handled end
of the brush. Almost any shaft-shaped, smooth object can be used for penetration,
but not all of them should. Before using a homemade dildo, make sure that there
are no sharp edges, and no burrs or protrusions on the surface that could scratch
or cut your flesh. For added comfort and protection from bacteria and possible
infections, put a condom on the "toy." Remember that the stiffer
it is, the more likely it is to cause pain instead of pleasure. The vagina
and anus are not straight canals, so sex toys used for insertion will work
and feel much better if they’re pliable (unlike a hairbrush).
Bathroom
Shower Curtain:
Remove your plastic shower curtain, and then place it on the floor. Next, take
a bottle of baby oil from your medicine cabinet, and cover your body and your
partner’s body with it. Roll around together on the plastic curtain for
a mind-blowing sexy experience. (One caution is that you should not mix
oil with condoms. If you will be having sex with condoms after rolling around
on the shower curtain, then you'd need to use a water-based lubricant all over
your bodies instead of baby
oil.)
Electric toothbrush:
For self-pleasure, find a household vibrator that works for you. Perhaps a
battery operated vibrating toothbrush. Or sit on the washing machine
when it’s in “spin”cycle for a thrill.
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