Posts Tagged ‘sex toys’

People often ask me to create exciting sex positions. Many of my new positions (the Groundhog, the Butterfly, and more) are explained in my book, The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Amazing Sex. Here’s a fun one I wrote for Cosmopolitan magazine. 

 

I’ve been traveling a lot lately to lecture about sex at colleges and conferences. For my speaking engagements, I always bring thousands of condoms, dozens of my books, and a number of different display items, such as dildos and other sex toys.  Last week at an airport, I had the pleasure of watching an airline Transportation Security Administration (TSA) officer inspect my suitcase. Wearing thick blue latex gloves, he very competently removed each sex toy, the bags of condoms, and multiple copies of The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Amazing Sex. He placed the items on a stainless steel counter, swiped each with a wand to detect whether any could be used for bomb making, and then apparently concluded that my sex paraphernalia were not a threat to national security. He placed the card pictured below into my suitcase as proof that it had been inspected. Then he carefully repacked, putting all the items back into the suitcase…until he got to the last dildo, an extra thick 15 incher (for educational purposes only of course!). He couldn’t quite figure out how to get it to fit in the suitcase. He tried a few different angles of insertion, and then I called out to him, “Do you want me to stuff it back in for you?” He replied: “No thanks. That would violate TSA regulations.” He finally found the angle, and got it in. 

This Saturday night, Feb. 14, after you’ve exchanged heart shaped cards, candy and flowers, will you be having Valentine’s sex?  For many couples who have been together for y-e-a-r-s even the “excuse” of Valentine’s Day may not be enough to boost the excitement in their sex lives. That’s why you may want to give a small, inexpensive sexy toy to your lover to use for Valentine’s night. Here are two of the best sexy (but non-threatening) new toys.

Quiver Freezable Lubricant Cubes: Cubes of water-based lubricant that you freeze and then they melt on contact. Experimenting with different temperature can be sexy. You can act out the sex scene from 9 1/2 Weeks, by rubbing the frozen lube cube all over your partner’s body. It will be a cool treat for Valentine’s night. (About $6.99 for a box of 6 cubes)

Play Vibrations: Vibrating Ring. Exciting, discreet sex toy for couples to use together. He puts the ring on the base of his penis, and she can feel the mini-vibrator on her clitoris. Some women can orgasm this way during intercourse. (About $7.99 for one ring, which has an off-on switch for multiple uses of up to a total of 20 minutes of vibrations.)

Valentine’s Day provides the permission for you to give something like this. So enjoy spicing up your sex life this weekend.